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greenhouse gases

A phrase coined by corporate cocksuckers to create a market for "environmentally friendly" products, when of course they are nothing of the sort. Pop those two words into an advertisement and you have gullable morons buying your product by the droves.

GREENHOUSE GAS ALERT! Try our good wholesome whole wheat bread rich with amino acids, probiotic cultures, and more bullshit phrases that have been cleverly implimented into your lives in order to get us rich! BUY OUR BREAD YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT! GREENHOUSE GASSES !

Everytime you buy a product that mentions greenhouse gases, Jesus crys.

by the_goose April 17, 2008

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white house gases

The atrocious gas you get after eating white castle hamburgers.

-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"

"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."

- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.

by latoyaniquisha May 22, 2011

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greenhouse gases

pretty much the cause of global warming.

What's global warming caused by?
"greenhouse gases"
Thanks, now I can finish my essay.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021


Joey Gase

A Nascar driver who is autistic with down syndrome and has a make a wish sponsor and his make a wish is to be nascar champion. his catchphrase is Do You Want To Be My Friend he has a very high pitcher voice

"hi im joey gase do you wanna be my friend"
kid "sure"
mother "no son stay away from him he's retarded"

by Joey Gase August 14, 2022


boat gased

to be extremely drunk. to drink in excess of 15 beer.

let go party and get boat gased as fuck.

by milwie July 13, 2005


Noble gases

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021