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geek squad

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

by fuck you asshole May 6, 2007

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geek squad

A group of friends that get together to do coke every night.

Me and the geek squad blasted mad last night.

by ohohohohohohoh May 3, 2007

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geek squad

a group of geeks/nerds.

Guhbean is apart of the geek squad.

by armic January 15, 2023

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geek squad

Two or more TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistols...

Uh oh, here comes trouble. Bring out the geek squad...

by Killa Cley May 28, 2006

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personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.

Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.

by raptroes July 16, 2010


Geek squad

A group of people that take copious amounts of drugs, usually acid. A brand created by the most elite geek squadders alive. The definition of a true geek squadder is one that DOWNS THE NOS, drops TABS, and takes immense bang rips.

Straight geekin' AT THE GEEK SQUADDDDD!!!!!!
Downing NOS aT tHe GEEK SQUADDDDDD!!!!!!

by wetalleds March 11, 2024


Geek Squad

Geek Squad is a thing at Best Buy where their geeks fix your stuff and crap but most likely they won't as they don't really know a thing as again their geeks.

Are you saying you still use Geek Squad? Why they craped on my Computer when I tried getting it fixed.

by Nintendofan90 September 16, 2017