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A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.
Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.
The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.
Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man
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somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball
nice catch.... geodude
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he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa
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Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude