The Geodude

The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.

Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.

*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man

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geodude

somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball

nice catch.... geodude
or
he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa

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Geodude

A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21

"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"

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Octosystematic Geodude

Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.

*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude