North Georgia College and State University

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.

Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.

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North Georgia College and State University.

A military college which produces cadets who are known to be masters of the political bullshit that goes on in the Army, but lack any scholastic ability.

My cousin Joe couldn't get into West Point, so he decided to try his luck at North Georgia College and State University.

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Georgia the state

A swing state in the south eastern United States that is full of peaches and a**holes

Bill: Where you going on holiday this year?
Jim: Georgia

Bill: Which one
Jim: Georgia the state

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.

“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”