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Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
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Gerald is a big meat nigga with a lot of hoes. Females think he’s a player and not loyal but he actually is and Gerald’s are real niggas that got their homies back at all times. Gerald’s also are excellent in the bed and take forever to nut.
That Nigga Gerald is a player. No he’s not he just seems like one
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The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald
Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.
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Gerald is a Herald. Herald is Gerald. Gerald is a taco. Tacos are Gerald’s. And life is a lie.
That taco is a Gerald.
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A person that needs to be slapped
That guy just stole my idea. What a fucking Gerald
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Gerald is a seagull. Gerald steals burritos. Gerald takes shits on your arm.
Person: *sees Gerald*
Person: damnit Gerald
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