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Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance

"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)

by Lakeport December 5, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerber

A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.

"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"

by eitjo4i5y69823453 December 6, 2007

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Gerber

A Bitch. A teacher who hates everyone and everything is known as a Gerber.

Fuck gerber failed me a 64, shes such a bitch

by Matt Bullen November 14, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 31, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerber

(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded

Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerber

Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face

hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.

by Roosta47 February 15, 2011

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