Disease given by the terrible Gertrude
OH NO! I have gertruditis!!
A women who there at the beginning of time.
Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?
adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.
I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!
Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.
the gayest person you will ever meet
Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!
Biggest pedo ever HAS TINY COCK so no women wants him.
lets run there gertrude the molester
A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.
First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.