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R lord'n savior. died on the x for our sinns. pretty neat guy.
Christler 1: Hey man, you going to Gesus Krists house this sunday?
Christler 2: Fuck yeah I am brother. Amen
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A statement in the Maltese language used to signify one’s self-pride toward an achievement, cause or belief.
“Platt ghagin ta’ l-ostja ghamitlek illum, ha nghidlek. Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafni.”
A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.
Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!
Something crazy tied with something sweet
Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!
Example 1:
1: Thank God, it stopped raining.
2: Thank Gesus, retard
1: What?
2: There’s a rainbow right there, its Gesus.
Example 2:
I just healed the hole in my boyfriend’s ass by filling it with my dick, I am literally Gesus.