noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

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noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.

Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"

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yeet yote get on my boat

To kidnap someone on a boat whilst saying the present and past tense of yeet because as we all know it makes everything better.

Sketchy guy: Hey kid yeet yote get on my boat

kid: ok! yeet yote