I need to get the milk

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?

I'm gonna get the milk.

You really messed up

Dad "I'm gonna get the milk."
Son "Ok"
Son (5 years later) "Dad?"

'get milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

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getting milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

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getting milked

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock

Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked

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Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

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get milked

when a man is in the doggy position and a girl jerks him off from behind

Matt told his girlfriend he wanted to get milked at the party.

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