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you get what you pay for

Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.

Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!

Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"

Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."

Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"

Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"

by cagedape February 3, 2010

79πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


get real you dumb bitch

whale wars.

Whale wars: We will stop the Japanese with butter. Ha now ur boat stinks!!
Me: get real you dumb bitch

by JohnnyDingMoFos July 7, 2011


You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, β€œwell, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

by Goldenrain October 2, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


get you

Fuck you; Fuck off and die.

What! You don't want to go skate? Man GET YOU! Just get you.

by Bob Anonymous June 5, 2003

40πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž


YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.

Joker: How about another joke Murray?

Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!

Murray: Call the police!

Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2019

94πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


when the pigs try to get at you

When someone tries to attack youbeing jealous

In snoop dogs song
When the pigs try to get at you, park it like its hot

by Pooky February 22, 2005

11πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


get organized you piece of shit

a- when you have not had enough coffee yet and trying to wake up

b- when a t-storm is trying rotate but not quite getting there

c- when a cop has there coffee and donuts and are finnally able to catch outlaws

come on get organized you piece of shit

by The Bandit May 9, 2008

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž