GHD Syndrome

Gay Hipster Douche Syndrome

An acronym for the syndrome that has plagued the early part of 21st century. GHD Syndrome is a phenomena caused by the over indulgence of PBR and bad indie music. Initial symptoms are metro-sexual in nature and may include thick rimmed glasses, skinny jeans, feathers, and knit scarves/hats worn even in sweltering heat. The only symptom that is common to all patients appears to be acute body odor. Persons with GHD Syndrome also claim to be non-judgmental, however they will scoff and dismiss any other person not afflicted with their disease.

It's ironic that Jimmy thinks he is dressing different, hip, and without thought. Because in reality he just looks like every other asshole with GHD Syndrome.

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Ghds

It mean “get high dance slow

Bea lets ghds

GHD

Go Home, Dad! An exclamation uttered in response to a male, upwards of 30 years old, who posts photographs of himself online kitted out in brand new conspicuously labelled clothing - often of a single brand. The look on a GHD's face suggests that he's sure everyone else will be as impressed as he is with his 'unique', gaudily-hued trainers. He hides a receding hairline or baldness under a backwards cap. One suspects he is the father to a toddler, and that his wife took the photo. The picture is normally taken in either his sterile apartment (single-dad version), or in front of the generic wall décor that his wife purchased from a local big-box store. If the couch is in frame, it has karate-chopped throw-pillows on it. GHDs lack the requisite self-awareness to feel ashamed of their desperation, which perpetuates their behaviour.

Ewww, look at that GHD - he's wearing Nike from head to toe!

GHD

An abbreviation for Great Honking Dyke.

“I think I’m going to make a move on Sandra tonight”
“Don’t bother, she’s a GHD”