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When you feel the poop coming out of your ass, but when you look in the toilet, it’s not there.
Ugh, I hate ghost poops. They suck.
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When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.
The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
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"I opened up the box and before I knew it there was ghost poop all over the floor."
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Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......
1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged
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After you unload your watse (for the weak-minded, your crap) you take that Charmin Ultra (again for the simpletins, your poop paper) and cleanse your anal (for urbanites, your pooper) and after looking at your art, only THEN you relize, there is no residue there! (for the average-Joes, no poop on the paper)
Saddie- "Yo, Macy get in here! look at my poop!"
Macy- "Dude, look at the paper!"
Saddie- "There's nothin' there! How does that even happen?!"
Macy- "Don't even worry about it, that's just a ghost poop
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A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.
Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
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The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
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