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When a party is broken up by the host(s) under the false pretense that the cops are outside, when in fact, upon leaving, you discover there are no police at all.
brody- dude how was that party last night?
preston- it was pretty good til they said the cops were there. turns out that shit was ghostbusted.
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Who you're gonna call, should there be something strange in your neighbourhood.
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
*music and dancing to the theme tune*
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Private paranormal investigation and elimination company founded in New York City in 1984, by discredited former Columbia scientists Dr’s Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz and Egon Spengler. Ghostbusters employees typically charged between 4000 and 5000 dollars per ghost removed, which meant the service was a slight premium.
The Ghostbuster’s ghost elimination policies came in for much debate criticism, some speculated whether they were the source of the sudden unexplained increases in spectral activity in the tri-state area. Others including the EPA, were concerned about their use of unliscened nuclear accelerators in their work and the waste chemicals in their basement. This came to a head with the EPA shutting down their ghost storage facility which had the equivalent effect of dropping a bomb on the city. The Ghostbusters (now including Winston Zeddemore) were arrested and eventually cleared of all charges and proceeded to stop an invading god-like being called Gozer The Gozarian which took the form of a hundred foot marshmallow gay sailor on shore leave. By crossing their nuclear accelerator streams they managed to destroy the marshmellow sailor, create a marshmallow rain storm and blow the top 15 floors off of 55 Central Park West.
Despite saving the world once more Ghostbusters Inc shut down for good in 1991 amidst huge debts and lack of business.
Are You trounled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family actually seen a spook spectre or ghost? If the answer is yes then don’t wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals. Ghostbusters. Our courteous and efficient staff are on call 24hrs a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We’re Ready To Believe You.
-Actual dialogue from Ghostbusters TV commercial circa 1984.
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Ghostbusting is an act named by crack dealers, when crack heads continually look and pick up things on the side walk that they presume to be crack cocaine. When a crack head had his last hit he thinks he might find one more hit somewhere scattered on the ground.
yo man you see that fiend ghostbusting right in the middle of the road?
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When two men who both have colostomy bags simultaneously put their penises in each others stomas, thereby crossing streams and creating a Ghostbuster.
Trey and Craig took off their bags and ghostbustered, filling each other’s tum-tums with devil juice.
Films been remade exactly the same but the sexes have been switched around
Ocean's 8 is a ghostbustered version of Ocean's 11
The act of two or more males pissing in the same toilet or trough. The trick is not to cross the streams.
Buddy1: "Guy I need to take a piss"
Buddy2: "I do too but there is a huge line for the toilet"
Buddy1: "Let's GHOSTBUST"
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