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When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.
Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.
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When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.
Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"
Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
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A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
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The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
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Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.
I'm wrapping gifts.
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