shacknackled my gillet

To bump ones penis or testciles on the kitchen or bathroom sink whilst attempting to wash away vaginal secretions from a woman of questionable morals and with the lights out.

I managed to go home with a young lady that let me do things to her a two dollar hooker would charge extra for. After I sobered up some, I shacknackled my gillet in an attempt to mitigate catching chlamydia.

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The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....

Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

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Gilletting

When a man displays characteristics that are traditionally displayed by a soy boy or white knight. These terms are often interchangeable.
when a guy is gilletting it is usually a sign that he is a beta male with low testosterone and is most likely pussy whipped

I swear, when we are at the bar tonight Jim better not start Gilletting. I hate it when he pulls that soy shit.