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A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.
Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.
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the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger
I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis
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A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.
Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!
Boy(ginger):Hey um....
Girl:what is it?
Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.
Girl:noooooooooooo
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The disease that plagues all gingers of the world.
Oh my god; did you see how bad a case of gingervitis that kid had!
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An affliction where a person is really attracted to redheads.
Joe really has a thing for redheads, he's got a serious case of gingervitis.
A disease that when your skin pigment goes apeshit and your skin goes uncolored, turning white and having an incredible amount of freckles all over your body and especially on your face. The disease also affects your hair colour turning it into an orange-gold or orange-brown colour. Small childrens are affected by this disease when they have a lack of a soul, especially when they were melestered in their youth .
Ginger Kids must avoid excessive sun rays contact as they're skin is extremly sensitive. They must put a mass amount of suncream before going swimming or other activities.
60% of Ginger kids also gets brain deficienties and have low amount of maturity and are lunatic. Other 30% is good.
People who suffered Gingervitis, Like Ron Howard and Shaun White were the 2 people who have done great things in life. I don't know any others.
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A deadly disease often caught from "gingers" red heads/carrot tops highly contagious. Symptoms include pale skin, freckles, addiction to halo, puffy eyes, sudden hatred of peanut butter and red hair.
I hear Benny got a severe case of Gingervitis...Poor Shmuck.
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