Gir

teh Badeest bad Ass on Invader Zim oFTo

Some examlples of Gir's awesomeness:
"I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"

"I'm dancin' like a monkey!"

"I'm naked!"

"I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'"

"I love this show..."

"I miss you cupcake."

"I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!"

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Gir

a nickname for anybody who wears Invager Zim merch often and is very sopntanious and random. Usually is loved my friends and considered almost as family.

HEY Gir! -waves- come over here!
Gir... you have ANOTHER invader Zim shirt?

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Gir

Gir is the most emo person in the world and is very emo and homestuck and is a nepeta irl so like yeah ! This 103-Year-Old Woman Is A Walking Textbook — But Her Version Of History Is The One You Want To Hear

Gir likes peace and thinks it's better than chicken and rice

Gir

Greens In Regulation

Which is to say, hitting the green in a game of golf in two strokes less than what the par would be for that hole.

-Dan made three GIR's today, he was hitting them beautifully.

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Gir

The idol of all melodramatic emo people. One of the characters of the worst cartoon show ever, Invader Zim. Probably 90% of the reason that 323 emo people slit their throat when Invader Zim was cancelled. Talks like a half-retarded robot dog thing. Probably the bane of my existance too!

Emo person: I LOVE GIR! HE UNDERSTANDS ME.

Jake (me): No he doesn't. He is a fictional, cancelled cartoon character.

Emo person: You are so mean! Imma go cut myself.

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Gir

A word for a person to express to another person that he/she is sexually aroused.

Boy: Giiiiiiiir :)
Girl: (Runs away)

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GIR

The most amazing Invader Zim character not including Zim. Assigned to Zim in the pilot, he is a disfunctional SIR unit with brains and body made of things gotten from a garbage (litterally). He is a badass who was best friends with mini-moose and usually ended up ruining Zim's plans on accident.

GIR: "GIR reporting for duty"
ZIM: "What does the G stand for"?
GIR: "*pause* I dont know...*begins hitting himself on head*

ZIM: "For you I'm thinking, a dog"
GIR: "Can I be a mongosse dog?

GIR: I'm gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom doom doom doom domm...

ZIM: "Oh.. Why would you do that!?"
GIR: "To make for the cupcake"

GIR: "I'm dancing like a mokey!"

GIR"I lovded you piggy, i lovded you-o-o-o."

AND MANY MORE!!!!!!!!!

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