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The South African stretchy horse
Want to go see the giraffe at the zoo
When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe
Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party
Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck
Thomas': ah man that's the best part
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Life isn’t about waiting for the clouds to pass.. it’s about knowing the giraffe has always and will always be there.
Whether looking up and wondering what could’ve been or one day looking down (smiling) at what once was. Amongst the depth of the sky the giraffe remains, as does my love for you!
Me: hopelessly looking out my window searching for the giraffe made of stars.. hoping that maybe we’re somehow somewhere sharing this moment!
a female that can take a dick extremely far down the throat.
She has no gag reflex. I bet she's a giraffe!
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a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
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The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
"I wish I was born a giraffe."
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