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Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in
Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle?
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A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.
“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”
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slang for "suck my dick"
background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.
Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!
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slang for "suck my dick"
background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.
Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!
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An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.
“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”