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girl scout

Young prudy girls who are taught "life skills" by elderly lesbian women and enjoy it until they become 18 years of age when they realize what they've gotten themselves into.

Guy 1: what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: oh she just realized she's been hanging out with girls that want to get with her.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: She's a Girl Scout.
Guy 1: oh okay

by hahahaaaaaa September 15, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision

Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?

by viking kong April 29, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.

"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"

by ChrisTbk August 3, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 147๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.

Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.

by Comidiyan May 7, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.

Yo, you got some Girl Scout cookies?

by xoxxooxo July 2, 2015

110๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 6, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 4, 2008

244๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž