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Girls Aloud

stupid manufactured bubblegum pop group. Complete wannabes who cant sing and like to diss other bands and other singers. Complete chavs, rely on their looks to sell records, and even dissed a show identical to the one they were created on, they are fame hungry...fan base consists mainly of ten year olds. They dont write their own songs, it would be a blessing if they were shot into space and never seen or heard of ever again....

randomer: You going to the girls aloud concert then?
randomer 2: I would rather eat my own feaces than listen to a scrawny group of chavs trying to lip sync to a 'song' whilst getting it on with some chairs
randomer: I guess your right....

by moonylunar December 21, 2005

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Girls Aloud

An oxymoron if ever there was one - a Popstars/Pop Idol band that people gave a flying fuck about come their second album. Especially Louis Walsh, as he could (and should, lets be honest) retire on the money they roll in for him.

Also seem to have been chosen for FHM centrefolds more than anything else: Cheryl has large breats (and a mean right hook, just ask that toilet attendant), Nicola has nice legs, Nicola is the obligitory ugly one...and I forgot which of the other two is which, but one has a nice ass, and the other is a good all rounder.

Watch one of their videos and notice that, rather than miming, Cheryl is stooping to show off her cleavage etc.

by OD Smith May 10, 2005

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Girls Aloud

4 yummy girls, and the ugly ginger one form this "band" (band being inverted because they do not write or sing there own music, the bastards) There fanbase consists of teeny boppers, who like laughing at the ugly clown (thats nicola) they where formed on a Television Program called "Popstars the Rivals" back in 2002, during the month of september, and in the year 2002, the whole of the UK's television sets broke and we had to pick 5 random girls to be in a band.

OMGSH Nicola from Girls Aloud is stunnin

you are gay

by Robalton September 11, 2008

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ginger one from Girls Aloud

Nicola Roberts.
Nicola Roberts used to be known as the "ginger" or "ugly" one of crappy girls pop group Girls Aloud.
She then got incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful and is the second most successful of the bunch and she's probably better off as she didn't get cheated on and didn't get malaria.

I'd bone the ginger one from Girls Aloud
She's a bit of a Nicola.

by radiogasm February 28, 2011

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