Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.

*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."

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Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

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Giving someone the business

Giving someone a hard time or trouble. Often mis accredited to the 1986 football game call, but is actually a much older term.

For an earlier reference see "Twilight Zone - What you Need"

"Patience, thats another thing that you need Mr. Renard, patience"

"What are you doin, givin me the business!?!"

could be substituted for giving someone the business

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giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".

"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"

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give you the business

To be brutally made fun of, sometimes resulting in getting beat up. Originated on Leave It To Beaver.

Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

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Giving Him The Business

In a American football game, it is punching or striking an opponent in the crotch. It is usually done during the pileup after a tackle or the pile after a fumble.

After Mark fumbled the ball, Sean was busy giving him the business.

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give you the business

gurl giving guy good ass sex

friend 1: damn she know how to give you the business dont she

friend 2: hell yea she did

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