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A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.
Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...
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Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.
Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.
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The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.
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It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.
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A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.
"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight