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Glizzards is another word for fat rolls on your body.
My husband just came out with it one day, & we found it so funny we now use it all the time.
Our plan is to make it a word used all over the world!!!
Look at that girl over there in that tight top. You can see all her glizzards!!
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A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”
Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
The Glizzard of Oz is anyone who hides behind a curtain or leaves the room to eat cocktail weiners, extra points if they reply "What? or Nothing!" in a disembodied voice when asked what they are doing.
Glenda is pulling a Glizzard of OZ in the kitchen... Watch this, "Hey Glenda"... "What?" (with a mouthful of something.)
The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.
Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
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A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"
Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!
A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"
Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."
Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.
Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.