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- A German Instrument (bell-play)
- An Insult
- The Tip Of A Mans Penis
- Person: did you know Hans can play a Glockenspiel
Person 2: "wow thats awesome!"
- Person: "god damn it Andy you fucking Glockenspiel"
- Person: "Hey baby wanna come back to mine and play with my Glockenspiel"
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It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
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A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
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a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible
GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
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when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel
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something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken
i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel
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a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water
The glockenspiel ran across the road.
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