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glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by tom August 4, 2003

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


glopped

man trying to ejaculate but it clogs up like cheese and becomes painful like shooting stones

"oh god hes glopped again" "shit mate i keep glopping"

by c-bl$$ing & r-schw$$ng February 3, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Glopped

To be zoned out(spaced out) or just fucked.

β€œHey man, you good? You look glopped.”
β€œYo!!! That man just got glopped!”

by Benweezy June 22, 2019


Glop

A fictional character you want to absolutely destroy with cuteness aggression but love them so much you just want to scream so badly but you want them to die within the first chapter/episode.

GAKUPO IS MY GLOP, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT WHY CANT HE JUST DIE FOR ONCE

by PERICLODTHEGREATESR May 9, 2023


Glop

The sound my dog makes with his mouth as I'm trying to sleep.

Pepper dog just won't stop glopping his mouth. Glop glop glop

by Shirley B August 31, 2018


glop

a big fuckin fat person

that glop needs to go for a jog

by kid indiana August 3, 2004

11πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Glop

(n.)
1. Someone who acts like a clown or like they're drunk
2. A very immature person
3. A person who you may want to slap on occasions

(v.)
1. to annoy
2. to frighten extremely
3. to attack

(a.)
1. to be wierd
2. to be drunk, under the influence
3. to be the most annoying person ever

Emily: "Did you see The Rev? He was drunk off his ass!"
Olivia: "Hellyeah! He is such a glop!"

Olivia: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Emily, hey Emily, hey Em-"
Emily: "QUIT GLOPPING ME!"

Olivia: "H-hey, hey, hey E-emily! Pass the J.D.!"
Emily: "You're being totally gloppish tonight."

by MrsDickCuzImNasty June 15, 2009

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž