Glutton

A fat fuck who spends his time washing other peoples dishes, eating LAYS STACKS, and plays his computer while fucking jars of ketchup from newly opened SAM'S CLUB stores.

The gluttons are the ones that lack the sufficient motor neurons to think for him or herself. Typically, these digusting gluttons are fed by the Corporate Gods in the hierarchy of gluttons, IE MODERN DAY AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

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ganja glutton

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed

After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.

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muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

Glutton For Punishment

A person who is eager to get involved with a situation that have unpleasant results. And another one. And another one. And then another one.

I sent another text to the fucboi that doesn't deserve my time but he didn't answer - I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

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glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

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Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

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