go play golf

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time

Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?

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Go play Lego Batman

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.

Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.

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go play some hacknet

When someone is talking smart (ie. Hacking, ddosing, dosing) when they don't know anything and should learn from the hacking simulator Hacknet. Hacknet is a hacking simulator released to Steam on August 12, 2015.

Jimmy: I'll hack you and fry your router.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice try script kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.

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I'm gonna go play Battlefield

slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"

Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.

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Go and play with the traffic

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

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Playing Go-Karts

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.

Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.

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go outside and play

As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.

Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-

Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play

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