Going to see Paul

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Based upon the Glade 'Touch 'n' Fresh' advert where the boy will only do a poo at his friend Paul's house.

Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Just going to see Paul, be back in 10!

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i gotta go see a man about a dog

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue

Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

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Going to see someone

Realizing you messed up and self diagnosing is not answering the question but adding a lot more problems you didn't know you had 🤣😂😂💀

Going to see someone will let all my fans know what's wrong!! No I don't think of killing people but iv spoken about it 😂🤔

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Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.

Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"

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Going to See The Wizard

Slang for a large recreational purchase of marijauna. A reference to The Wizard of "Oz," or "Ounce."

"I'm going to see the wizard tomorrow."

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Going to see Danny Elfman

A euphemism for going to use the bathroom to take a poo.

Hey guys, I'll be right back. I'm going to see Danny Elfman.

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Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

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