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similar to a paper bag, this is a person who has a hot body and a very ugly face.
the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
"Dude she is such a Go Gurt" "Go Gurt?" "Yeh - Rip her head off, fuck her guts out!"
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Beebo pulled out all the stops on Valentine's Day, so Becky rewarded him generously with some sloppy go-gurt on the ride home.
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The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
Gave my girl a Mormon Go-gurt the other day
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When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.
A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
My go-gurt tube is shitty cum flavored.
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A freshly removed condom and the semen within it that exist after intercourse is completed.
Hey man, it's a shared bathroom, quit leaving your Trojan Go-Gurts in the trash can.
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When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises