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A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.
And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.
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Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.
The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.
Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.
"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."
"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"
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An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.
( )O( ) <-Anus
"You've been goatse'd!"
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A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse
When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.
NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
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To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.
"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."
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verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
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