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A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.
Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks
Example 2:
He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
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Seasonal sandwich from Wawa (South New Jersey store equivalent to a 7-11) offered from about early November to Thanksgiving. It has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. It is like a whole Thanksgiving dinner you can eat on a roll.
Oh Snap! Wawa has their delicious Gobbler sandwich back!
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There are many definitions of gobbler, but the best one is:
The act of sneaking up on a guy and tickling the bottom of his scrotum(nut-sack) from behind. If done right, the guy getting the gobbler should giggle because it tickles really bad.
Hey Shawn, can distract Ben so i can give him a really bad gobbler?
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(Gobbla') when your balls hang out of the hole in your boxers.
this is extremely rare and should be celebrated with song and dance. do not fix. let it attend to its natural course. diction by powers. refer to melvin.
damnit i got a gobbler. i need to fix that shit.
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While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.
Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.
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A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.
Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.
*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"
"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*
"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*
Someone who goes to every meeting and thinks he's God
This lowlife has attended 6 meetings this week. What a gobbler