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A girl that sucks a lot of dick.
My friend Brittney on the bus is a dick gobblin.
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The unofficial nickname for the F-117 nighthawk stealth attacker.It was named this because of it's aerodynamic instablility. It also went by the hopeless diamond, and cockroach.
Pilot#1: so what was you're transfer to? Pilot#2: An F-117. Pilot#1: Ha looks like you're flying the wobblin gobblin!
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derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
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When you grow your toe nails out the the extent that they turn a golden rust nasty as fuck looking color. Then you sneak up behind your girlfriend , friend , mom or dad and kick them in the ass.
Last night I gave Gina a Rusty Gobblin , now she cant sit down because i tore her asshole open.
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An ugly woman who gobles on knobs
Eze stop being a knob gobblin
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The term given to inebriated young women who is struggling to walk (due to their inebriation) and looking to gobble some cock (male penis)
"hey guys lets go look for some wobblin gobblins"
"that party is full of wobblin gobblins, you wanna go get our dicks sucked?"
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Similiar to a crack monkey, a ghetto gobblin doesn't necessarily have to be addicted to crack, but exhibits similar traits. They can be found wandering the ghetto and usually up to no good.
Did anyone see the ghetto gobblin who stole the change outta my ashtray?
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