A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"
Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
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What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.
"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17
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A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded
jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch
a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video
just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
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A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church
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Jake Paul's way of saying church
"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"
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Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE
I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church
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