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God Church

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"

Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"

by EnglandTheCity July 2, 2017

50๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Church

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.

"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17

by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019


god church

a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video

just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by emo trash June 19, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church

by Not You And Not Them Either June 18, 2017

26๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by niiiiglets June 24, 2017

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

67๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž