When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat
Quality Assurance Team: βHey Team, can you look at this bug I found? Itβs blocking all testing.
Team: Weβre busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we canβt test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail
To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.
Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.
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when a group of males surrounds a female and she head bobs the males from one cock to the next and the first one to cum gets to fuck her.
guy 1 : dude i totally got the merry go round last night from emily with conner and justin it was niceee
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Getting a blowjob while on a ferris wheel.
Sometimes known as Stuck N' Suck
-Where you accidentally or purposely get stopped at the top of a ferris wheel and get some good ol' oral sex
We went down to Navy Pier and when we were the only ones on the ferris wheel, I got a Merry-Go-Down.
Also see Stuck N' Suck
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a group of guys stand around a girl in a circle while she is in the doggy style position. the men proceed to insert their penis, one into the mouth and one in the ass, while moving in a circular motion to insure that all cocks have been inserted into the mouth and the ass at least 1 time.
"did you hear about last night?"
"no what happened?"
"we pulled a merry go round on that hoe!!"
"hell ya bro!"
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In prison, at the end of the inmate's sentence, the inmate goes from department to department to obtain signatures and tie up any loose ends. They check in with various staff members to ensure a smooth release from the institution. This is usually done the last business day prior to the inmate's release from the prison.
Say! There go LaDarius, he be goin' on his merry-go-round. He go home ta-marrah!
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When you take a girl and place her legs behind her head then place her on your erect cock and spin her around
I gave Jaquese a merry-go-round last night at my grandmas house and got close to 20 rpms.
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