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When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.
Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!
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A Golden Retriever is a dog.
Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.
Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.
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It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.
The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.
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A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
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The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.
Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
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a sexual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver's urine and returns the favor
last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.
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When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"
After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever
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