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If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.
bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?
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He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.
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When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.
(Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.
"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
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When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.
It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you
Josh: No way, that's gay!
Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
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"Do unto others, then run like hell."
Live your life by the golden rule (as long as you're not caught by the police)
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Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
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Never, ever, EVER date your friend's ex without permission.
"Yeah, I wanna hit that, but Jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. And he wouldn't say sure anyway, because that pussy isn't over this pussy."
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