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When you're done banging a really fat girl and you finished into a condom. You take the condom off, stretch it out really far like a sling shot, and shoot your nut right at the centre of her forehead. Like a modern day David.
Cody: I got super drunk last night, and brought home Beckys fat friend. The sex was whatever, so after I finished I took the condom off and goliathed her.
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Did you see Reineck's penis knock out that chick. Goliath strikes again
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To put a Green asparagus 6 inches up ur asshole
Naaa mate, I will be five minutes, just off for a Goliath.
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Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.
Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.
A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions
Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!
Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.
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After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
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