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Gollum

The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever

gollum

by EazyE723 November 11, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gollum

Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.

"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."

by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


gollum

A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.

"WE MUST GET TEH PRECIOUSSSS!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven"

by Nyanko February 6, 2004

63๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gollum

1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.

2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.

When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.

While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear

by volleykree January 4, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golluming

Golluming is the ability to climb over rocks and other objects at a fast speed. Often mistaken for free running, The word golluming is widely used in the "Gollum" community, although not many know if its true meaning.

OMFG, did you see that guy golluming, he got over those rocks and into that cubby hole

by The gollumer March 3, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gollum

he wants tjhe preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


ahh the precioussssssssssssssssssssssssss

by egypo September 19, 2003

85๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gollum

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

by apteryx April 5, 2013

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