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someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
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noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
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Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.
Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
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The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!
Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?
Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
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A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.
A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.
Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
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