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The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society
Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.
I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.
Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
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A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".
Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.
Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!
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When recommending dick to a friend, you either get a GDR (good dick review) or a BDR (bad dick review) trust me fellas you want a GDR
Don't worry girl, I heard he has a GDR(good dick review)!
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The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.
"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."
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1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.
2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.
1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"
2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"
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a play on "finger licking good" and a rise to the imagined prowess of the black man and the thought of a big black cock - using and consuming a womans desires
"hey Mike, I see your wife is getting some of that nigger dicking good again".
"yep, Bill, Shes loving it"
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