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The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.
"Thank Gord I didn't miss the bus!"
"Gord almighty"
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A lizard of the thunderous species; a thunder lizard. Can be found at Shambhala sleeping in a cool dark place.
Look at that Gord! Just chilling in his cool dark dank place, one of the greatest thunder lizards I've ever seen!
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Slang term for brain, head, mind.
Potent Cannabis will blow you out of your gord!
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A fart so disgustingly rancid that it can clear out a room. Friends and co-workers alike will run for the exits holding their breath or gasping for air.
1) I think someone must have Gord in here with the amount of casualties lying on the floor.
2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.
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The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.
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Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.
Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.
Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"
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