Gorf

The action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying "Gorf".

Sean kicked me yesterday after I gorfed down the entire hallway.

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Gorf

Acronym for Good Ol' Regular Folk.

Used to describe non-collegiate athletes in a derogatory way.

I hate GORFs. They just go to class for an hour then go play with their twats at home.

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gorf

A term used in bodyboarding. Meaning a reverse ARS (Air Roll Spin). it is an extreamly difficult trick to pull.

Man did You just see Hubb pull that massive "Gorf".

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gorf

A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.

Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!

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gorf

For a gorf to occur, the person must have the following traits:
1)They must be a GINGER!!!!!!
2)Smell of fox piss
3)Falls asleep mid-chew eating meat.
4)Hangs around bus stops
5)Gets dick slapped by other men

Look at that boy at the bus stop, he's a FUCKING GORF! kill that DICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

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gorf

A word that can be used to spark conversation, no particualar meaning but if pronounced correctly, one can light a conversation amazingly. Best used in silent situations.

gorf
W-hat?
Dude, what did he just say?
etc.....

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Gorf

(verb) to stuff a large amount of food into your mouth; to eat something as quickly as possible, with minimal chewing; syn with "stuff your face"

The muffin was so delicious I gorfed it while laughing.

The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.

Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.

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