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Goron Aint No Moron

A /b/tarded new meme that sprounted from 4chan.org/b/. It involves a picture of a Goron with a badass caption.

Goes to anti abortion rallies waving coat hanger. Goron Aint No Moron.

by GoronKing January 17, 2011


goron ain't no moron

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged

4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!

by agglerahhh January 17, 2011


gorones

An intentional/memetic misspelling of Corona (Covid-19). Used to express ironic distance towards the fact that one has caught the virus or towards the pandemic in general.

I can't come to the party, I've got the gorones 🔥💯

by TheRealHummusMaster December 16, 2021


Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

by mcinmosh July 29, 2023


Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025