Gort

To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.

Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.

Often referred to as "Gorting"

Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.

"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"

"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"

"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"

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Gorts

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

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Gort

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.

We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.

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Gort

Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.

"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"

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gort

fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing

I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.

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Gort

A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".

Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.

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Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.

Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)

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