Graduation

when all you have to do to make your family cry is sit, stand, and walk

i was sitting next to my classmates when the principal called my name, so i stood and walked over to him to get my diploma. the next thing i knew, my mom was bawling. thats graduation for ya.

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Graduation

This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.

Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?

Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*

Graduation

Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!

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Graduation

The exact definition of Graduation is catch 22. Just a giant clusterfuck of emotions in which you don't know whether to be happy or sad. Nervous, or excited. Ugh. Graduation sucks.

Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."

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graduation

1. A ceremony which celebrates your ability to sit in a small box for 12 years and not fall asleep too often.

2. A related ceremony which divides 4+ years of more advanced education and the crippling debt which follows.

"The only important thing about graduation is that you never have to see the people that pissed you off for the last 4 years ever again."

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Graduation

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.

"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."
"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."

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graduatitis

A more severe form of senioritis developed after ones thesis has been completed, but has yet to be defended.

Most often effects graduate teaching assistant and graduate research assistant duties.

Your senioritis pales in comparison to my graduatitis.

graduater

the term used for a person that is graduated and on there way to a full fruitful life or a bad horrible one

i are graduater in 2005 woot!!

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