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A Graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. They generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. He is a god. Grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their class. If you meet a Graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. A Graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. A Graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a classic American sports guy (Football, Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse). Nonetheless, Graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly....
Guy1: "What the hell is Graham doing here? Isn't he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?"
Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."
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Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
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The nickname of the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, CA
“We’re going to see the Arctic Monkeys in the fall.”
“Cool. Where at?”
“At The Graham.”
A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.
They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.
As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"
"Really? Did you talk to it"
"No! I don't want to die."
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A tall handsome and utterly fuck worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by.
"Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?"
"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"
"Oh my god I think I just came"
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People who are very talented in sports. They often drive people crazy as 99.5% of Grahams have created creepy face drawings that come to life.
Oh no, a Graham is drawing a face! Run!
Short, brown haired cutie. Sporty and smart. He’s bold and bright and everyone is scared to talk to him because he’s so perfect.
I wish I was Graham, he’s so perfect.
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graham is such a funny person. he’s super loud and never shuts up. he’ll make you feel super happy always
graham is super hot
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