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A literate on a bad day. Usually found when said literate is in an irritable mood, or has dealt with too much illiteracy in a given time period.
When a literate is in Grammar Nazi mode, they are usually found correcting all sorts of typos & grammar and/or punctuation errors.
She was being a Grammar Nazi, correcting each & everyone one of his mistakes.
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Something an asshole calls a smart person when the asshole knows they're wrong.
Asshole: "Ha ha ha, dat movie are so much funnies!"
Smart person: "Actually, it's 'is so funny', not 'are so much funnies'.
Asshole: "DO YOU JUST CORRECK ME? GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!"
Smart person: "It's 'correct', and I'm not a Nazi, you idiot!"
Asshole: "YOU'RE A NAZI BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Smart person: "Asshole."
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An upstanding member of the Third Reich who believes people should be threatened with internment in a concentration camp if there communication skills aren't perfect... Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't take me away!!! Heil Webst...
GN1) That Arschloch over they're should be sent to Auschwitz!
GN2) Did you just...
GN1) How dare you question a fellow grammar nazi!
GN2) Too late, mein Herr. Heil Webster! Grammatik macht frei!
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1. Somebody who corrects another person's grammar and spelling in an ad hominem attack.
2. A label incorrectly applied to a person who corrects another person's grammar and spelling, regardless of other content in their post and the egregiousness of the errors being corrected. Ironically, this misuse of the label is itself an ad hominem attack.
1. Poster 1- I like Obama's proposle for healthcare reform: It would give poor Americans access to much needed healthcare while retaining the option of private insurance for those who can afford it.
Poster 2- You misspelled "proposal", so your ideas are invalid.
Poster 1- I made a perfect logical point, and a typo does not refute that, you're just being a grammar nazi.
Poster 2- That's a run-on sentence.
2. Poster 1- I h8 oB4m4 b-cuz he wuznt brn 1n da AMEEEERRRIIIICCCCAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Poster 2- Okay... I took the time to decode what you were actually trying to say with your horrific spelling, and it really annoys me when you "birthers" stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and ignore the fact that Obama has released his birth certificate and he was born in the United States.
Poster 1- ur sch a GRMR NZI!!!!!!1!!!11!
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A person who uses proper English, proofreads papers for fun, and gernerally corrects everyone's improper grammar. This person feels very ashamed when he or she is caught making such errors and corrects himself/herself often. It should be noted that a Grammar Nazi simply wants to help others and does not correct others out of arrogance.
In journalism class, many preferred going to the Grammar Nazi for help over going to the teacher.
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Grammar Nazi's are by far the most hated people on the internet. Due to the simple fact you know in daily life their ether absolute nobody or somebody with nobody.
So they feel they have to adjust spelling and grammar because they genuinely believe that spelling, and grammar is the only way to live.
I would love to say grammar Nazi's are similar to Trolls (see Trolls), However this is not the case. They actually do get angry at unreasonable grammar, Even though they seem to forget that planet earth is multicultural and English is not some peoples first second or third language. However Grammar Nazi's only usually speak one language English.
Grammar Nazi's can only be found on the internet This is due to their absolute coward ness outside the world wide web. If a grammar Nazi was to exist outside the internet there head would presumably explode this is because in the real world, most humans speak somewhat slang, and if a random grammar Nazi was to correct someone on the high street for example, they would get the hardest punch on the face they could possibly receive.
I am the human version of a pokedex and this was about the human type Grammar Nazi
Boy1: hi boy2 how you today
Boy2: I am certain you mean. Hi Boy2 how is your day.
Boy1: stop being a faget.
Boy2: What is a faget?.
Boy1: your such a grammer nazi
Boy2: You are such a Grammar Nazi
Boy1: left conversation
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